Almond Butter

Eating healthy ain’t cheap, y’all. Have you priced almond butter in the grocery lately? It’s much too exorbitant for me, so what do I do? Try to make it myself, that’s what!! Here’s my cheap(er) and easy recipe.

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About 1/2 pound raw whole almonds
2 tablespoons nutritional yeast flakes
(optional; I add it for its nutritional value and to add to the
creaminess of the finished product)
2 tsp. raw local honey
about 1/2 cup water

You will also need a food processor with a good motor; I can see that this could burn up a motor on a lighter-weight one.

Process whole almonds in the food processor until roughly chopped. Add the nutritional yeast and honey; process until the contents become unyielding. It will start to clump and not move around in the bowl of the processor.

Drizzle in the water, a little at a time while the processor is running (if that’s possible). Slowly add enough water for the butter to reach a fairly smooth consistency. Continue to process until you feel that it can not get any smoother. It probably won’t be a smooth as the store-bought kind, but I prefer it kind of grainy. Transfer to a container and refrigerate.

Infused Olive Oil

After checking out the $17 bottles of infused olive oils at the local gourmet store, of course I thought, “I can do this myself!” So here’s what I came up with.

Pick a handful of fresh herbs from the herb garden.

 

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With the real winter we had here; actual snow, a couple of freezes and an extended cool spring, my herbs are just getting started. However, my thyme did survive, so I’ll use it for this recipe.

Start by cutting a big bunch of fresh herbs, wash well, and trim as needed. Thoroughly pat dry between several sheets of paper towels, being careful not to crush.

 

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Pack the clean, dry herbs into a clean glass quart jar then fill with a good quality extra-virgin olive oil. Cap tightly, then roll the jar around lightly to mix. Store for about 2-3 weeks in a cool, dark spot. The longer they steep, the stronger the infusion.

 

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Here I have my thyme and I’m also doing a crushed red pepper jar. I placed about 2 cups crushed red pepper flakes in a quart jar, then filled both jars with olive oil.

After a couple weeks, I strain the oil through a small-mesh strainer lined with cheese-cloth, discarding the herbs. I sometimes will repeat this step if the oil looks cloudy. Then I fill my labeled jars; if the oil is too herby (or peppery) I will cut it with some plain oil.

I repurpose my wine and liquor bottles, using wine pouring spouts as toppers, and I found some “chalkboard” labels that I can change easily.

I store my infused oils at room temperature for many weeks on my countertop, but you could refrigerate. I’ve seen recipes that require heating the oil and herbs; they don’t require the time that this recipe does, but those require refrigeration.

 

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Any leafy herb, like thyme, rosemary, chives, basil, to name a few, works well. I’ve even gotten creative and used, in addition to red pepper flakes, peppercorns, lemon peel, garlic cloves, and purple onion. Once I forgot a jar of peppercorn for several months, and boy, was it HOT!

The garlic and onion oils tended to get cloudy quickly, so I store those in the fridge.

Steel Magnolias

So, my good friend Paula McCain convinced me to audition for ACTS production of Steel Magnolias, and darned if I didn’t cast as Truvy, the lovable beauty-shop owner. The play is set in Truvy’s Beauty Shop where the neighborhood ladies meet to dish and commiserate.

SteelMagnoliasCome check it out Sept. 23-25 and Sept. 30-Oct. 2 at ACTS Theater, 1 Reid St. Lake Charles.

Adventures in Winemaking

So, we made a bumper crop of grapes in July, and naturally our thoughts turned to winemaking. Because, really, just how much jelly CAN one make? From the three varieties we have now, we picked, cleaned, then juiced until we wound up with NINE gallons of juice!

IMG_0837-0We’re not sure what variety this grape is, but they are tiny little grapes that made the most luscious, blush-pink juice; I’m calling them my Champagne grapes. They made gorgeous jelly, (see Cookbook, Condiments for my jelly recipe); can’t wait to make some wine with them.

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These are Concord; and below are Thompson Seedless

IMG_0838    It took the better part of two days to get all these grapes picked, cleaned, de-stemmed, and another couple of days to get them all steamed. We stored 9 gallons of juice in the freezer until February of 2015, when we decided to start our “Adventures in Wine-Making.”

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For our first attempt, we are trying to produce five gallons of red wine from our Concord juice and five gallons of white wine from our Thompson Seedless juice.
First we assembled all our supplies. Here’s what we found we needed:
2 gallons frozen Concord grape juice, thawed                                        From the Brew Hut:
2 gallons frozen Thompson seedless grape juice, thawed                    2 5-gallon glass carboys
2 5-gallon orange plastic (Igloo) water canisters                                2 fermentation locks
with lids and spigots at the bottom                                                        2 rubber stoppers
5 gallons bottled spring water (don’t use distilled)                             a hydrometer
20 lbs. granulated sugar                                                                          4 oz. BTF Iodophor Sanitizer
4-cup glass measuring cup                                                                      1 oz. Pectin Enzyme Powder
2 metal shish-ka-bob skewers                                                                2 oz. Campden tablets
White kitchen string                                                                                 4 oz. Fermax Yeast Nutrient
2 4-foot lengths plastic tubing (siphon hose)                                     3 oz. Acid Blend
1.5 oz. Tannin Powder
2 (5 g.) packets RC212 wine yeast
2 (5 g.) packets D47 wine yeast

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Getting Started:

Sunday, Feb. 8, 2015

  • Clean and sterilize all canisters, tools, and supplies you’ll be using with a solution of one gallon tap water to 2 tbsp. BTF Iodophor Sanitizer. Swish the solution around the canisters and lids, submerse all tools and supplies in the solution and allow to air-dry. Do not towel-dry.                                                                                                                   Wine2
  • We used two 5-gallon orange water containers as our primary containers. In each sterilized water container, pour 2 gallons of grape juice.
  • In a four-cup glass measuring cup combine the chemicals; crush the tablets before adding. Add enough water to form slurry; pour into the grape juice and stir with a large long-handled spoon.

For Red(Concord grape juice)             For White (Thompson seedless grape juice)

2 ½ tsp. pectin enzyme                      8 tsp. acid blend

5 tsp. acid blend                                   1¼ tsp. tannin

5 tsp. Fermax Yeast Nutrient             5 tsp. Fermax Yeast Nutrien

5 Campden tablets, crushed              5 Campden tables, crushed

  • In a large pitcher, mix half the sugar and enough water to dissolve it. Add to the grape juice; stir with large long-handled spoon. Repeat with the other half.

For Red (Concord grape juice)                       For White (Thompson seedless grape juice)

16 cups granulated sugar (about 8 lbs.)        12 cups granulated sugar (about 6 lbs.)

  • Add enough water to fill each of the canisters to about 6 inches from the top.
  • Test with the hydrometer, adding sugar to achieve a Specific Gravity (SG) reading of 1.090.
  • Cover canisters loosely (we just set the plastic lids on top of the canisters, but didn’t screw them on) and place in a warm, dry area for about 24 hours. We didn’t want them to leak, so we set them inside our foyer closet. We put a beach blanket on the floor and two metal baking sheets on top of that. Then we carefully placed each canister on top of one of the baking dishes. This worked well to capture drips and overflow when we added the yeast and it began fermenting.

Monday, Feb. 9, 2015

  • Dissolve 2 (5gram) packets of yeast in ½ cup water and stir into the grape juice concoction. The yeast will float to the top, but that’s okay, the fermentation process will begin.

For Red (Concord grape juice)    For White (Thompson seedless grape juice)

RC 212 red wine yeast                       D47 white wine yeast

Cover very loosely (VERY loosely, since fermentation will cause the solution to foam up, possibly over the top) and allow to ferment for 5-7 days or until fermentation has slowed almost to a stop. Do not stir, but check daily. Foaming and fizzing should be happening along with a strong rotting fruit smell, so be prepared (all my coats in the foyer closet smelled like rotten fruit).

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Sunday, February 15, 2015  First Racking

  • Sterilize the glass carboys, stoppers, fermentation locks, funnel, measuring cups, siphon hoses, and shish-ka-bob skewers in iodine solution and allow to air-dry.
  • Place carboys on low chairs, stools, or on the floor, and place the primary containers on counter-top or table above them.
  • Float the hydrometer in each of the wine-filled containers and make sure the SG reads 1.040 or less. If not, it’s not ready for racking. Gotta be patient, so wait a few more days.
  • Crush 5 Campden tablets in a small amount of water and pour into the carboy; repeat with the other carboy.
  • Using two short lengths of kitchen string, tie one of the shish-ka-bob skewers to one end of one of the siphon hoses, extending the point of the skewer about an inch or so longer that the end of the hose. This will weigh the hose down, but keep it off the bottom and out of the bottom sediment. This is why you can’t use the spigot at the bottom of the canister; it will allow too much air and bottom sediment into the carboy. It’s much better to siphon.
  • Blow on the other end of the hose, gently blowing air bubbles in the wine, then suck until a siphon starts. Carefully place the end of the hose into the glass carboy (you may want to use the funnel in the carboy, but we didn’t) and let it siphon into the carboy. Make sure to stop before it drains completely, and don’t let any of the bottom sediment transfer to the carboy.

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  • Repeat with the other canister and carboy.

We siphoned a small amount of both into shot glasses just to see what we had:

Red (Concord grape juice)               White (Thompson seedless grape juice)

Light pink, watermelon color         Cloudy white peach color

Acid tasting, but sort of sweet       Tingly acid taste, left an astringent taste on the

Yeasty, fruity smell                            tongue, not really bitter,  but almost

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We set the carboys back in the foyer closet on a beach towel and inserted the rubber stoppers. The wine continued to fizz and foam for a few more days, so we waited to put the fermentation locks until the fizzing stopped.

Second Racking: June 6, 2015

We repeated the first racking procedure; siphoning both out of their carboys into the water canisters. We checked SG readings; both batches were at 0.99 We added 3 1/2 cups sugar to each batch, 5 crushed campden tablets, and 1 1/2 tsp. potassium sorbate (to prohibit any further fermentation). We took new SG readings; red, 1.010 and white; 1.011. Our alcohol content is now at 11% for the red and 10.5% for the white.

Notes:

Concord:  plum colored                                         Thompson: yellow, looks like pineapple juice

                 bitter taste-tart with a                                 tangy, bitter taste, aftertaste is not as fizzy

                 lingering fizzy taste on the tongue             as the red

                chemical smell                                            no smell at all

So, we siphoned the wines back into the cleaned carboys and replaced the airlocks. We placed them back in the foyer closet and covered them with towels to protect from light.

And finally, we bottle!! September 6, 2015

So, here it is, Labor Day weekend, and we are finally ready to bottle our first batch of Arrowhead Winery Red and White! So excited!!

So what we did was; Friday afternoon, we filled a clean 100 qt. ice chest with water and added an 8 oz. canister of One Step No-Rinse cleaner (from the Brew Hut) and mixed it well. Then we sank our empty wine bottles in it and let it sit overnight. We were able to fit 40 bottles in the ice chest, and we boiled a huge gumbo pot of water to sterilize the other ten we were going to need. We bought a package of 50 corks and a hand corker and a plastic bottle tree. (Boy, the Brew Hut is sure going to stay in business with us around).

Saturday morning, we drained the ice chest and the bottles and refilled it with fresh water and 8 tbsp. BTF Iodophor Sanitizer and rinsed the bottles in it them placed them on the bottle tree to dry.

We used the solution in the ice chest to sterilize our siphon hose and the corks. Then we carefully transferred our carboys full of wine (trying to minimize as much movement as possible) to the kitchen table. We siphoned a small amount into a shot glass and into the hydrometer tube to check SG reading and taste.

Our notes:

Concord:  SG 1.01                                                                Thompson:  SG 1.01

               alcohol content 9%                                                                     alcohol content 8.5%

               clear rose color, very pretty                                                       cloudy, lemonade color

              just a bit of an aftertaste, but not unpleasant                            pleasant mild grape taste

              nice wine smell                                                                          pleasant neutral smell

time to enjoy the fruits of our labor
time to enjoy the fruits of our labor

We began siphoning the wine into the bottles (holding the siphon hose against the inside of the bottle to avoid splashing and oxidation) and corking them. We got 25 bottles of red and 25 of white from each 5 gallon carboy (Ha! A fifth!) We’re leaving them standing for one week, then we will store them horizontally in our newly built wine shelf in what was formerly known as the coat closet, but from henceforth will be known as the wine cellar. I ordered labels, so more picture will follow.

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Fresh Cranberry Sauce

I love cranberry sauce with my Thanksgiving turkey, and this make-ahead recipe is super easy.

1 12 oz. bag fresh cranberries

2 cups honey

1 Granny Smith Apple, peeled, cored, and diced

1 lemon, zested and juiced

1 orange, zested and juiced

1/4 tsp. ground ginger (or fresh grated)

In a medium saucepan, over medium heat, add the rinsed cranberries, honey, and 1 cup water. Bring to a simmer and cook for about 5 minutes; the berries will begin to pop.

Add the diced apple, lemon zest and juice, orange zest and juice, and ginger. Cook over medium heat for about 15 minutes, smashing the berries as they soften. Remove from heat and let cool. Pour into serving dish and chill til ready to serve.

Skin Care

Over time, I’ve developed my own skin care moisture cream which is super creamy and luscious, at a fraction of the cost of the stuff you will find out there. I use the body cream after showering and the scrubs are great for moisturizing hands, feet, elbows. It works especially well for getting stinky stuff off. I keep small containers of salt and sugar scrubs next to my sinks for cleaning up after gardening, peeling shrimp, or cleaning up after a crawfish boil.

I can buy all the ingredients to make my skin care products for just a fraction of the cost of the ready-made stuff, so I usually make big batches and gift small containers to friends and family.

Basic Body Butter:

3 cups coconut oil

1 (8 oz.) container African Shea Butter (I order from Amazon)

2 tsp. vitamin E (you can get the gel caps, punch a pin in one end and squeeze the oil out, but I get the small bottle through Amazon)

50 drops essential oils — here’s where I get creative. I mix about 15 or so drops of 3 or 4 different essential oils that I think work well together. In the summer, I like light scents like orange, lemon, tea tree, lavender, lemongrass. In the winter, or for the guys, I go with earthier scents like bergamot, rosemary, and cedarwood. The choice is up to you; whatever you prefer.

In a large mixing bowl, add the coconut oil and shea butter; microwave about 30 seconds, just enough to soften. Using a hand, mix  the oil and shea butter at medium speed until smooth.  

Add the vitamin E and oil and continue to mix at medium speed; add your choice of essential oils and mix again until smooth. Divide in half and store in air-tight (I prefer glass) containers. Chill for about an hour, then store at room temperature and use as a body moisturizer.

Scrubs:

With the remainder, divide in half into two smaller mixing bowls.

In one bowl, add 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar, then mix at medium speed until sugar is incorporated into the moisturizer.

In the other bowl, add 1 1/2 cups salt, then mix at medium speed until salt is incorporated in.

Transfer to small air-tight containers and store at room temperature. Use to exfoliate hands, feet, elbows, cuticles, or to clean up after dirty or stinky tasks.

The scrubs will leave your hands fresh and clean-smelling, and don’t worry if your hands have a “greasy” feel after using the scrubs. That will work itself into your skin in a few minutes, leaving them soft and smooth.

Skin Care!!

Over time, I’ve developed some skin care recipes that are much more cost-effective and just as moisture-effective than the insanely expensive stuff. I whip up a basic body moisturizer that’s great for after showering, then I divide part of it and add salt  and sugar to make scrubs.

The ingredients I use make a lot, and cost a fraction of what you will find anywhere!

Basic Body Butter

3 cups coconut oil

1 (8 oz.) container African Shea Butter

2 tsp. Vitamin E oil

2 tsp. Brazil nut or jojoba oil

 

Boho saddle blanket backpack 2.0

Got a PM from a very nice man from Greeley, CO, inquiring about the leather and saddle blanket backpack I’d made last year. He had stumbled across my blog by Google-ing around, looking for a backpack for his wife. #youcangoogleme

Luckily, he found me and this is what we came up with:

The backpack is lined with 100% cotton fabric and has two interior pockets in addition to the two exterior pockets. It has a drawstring-open top and a zippered opening in the back. The fringed top flap has a magnetic snap closure.It’s on its way to CO with my best birthday wishes!

Summertime Shorts

image          Well it’s summertime–yay!! And temperatures are rising, baseball season is in full swing, and it’s time for lots of outdoor activities. Yep, time to put away the jeans and put on some shorts. I’ve been in a sewing mood lately, so I ordered some 100% linen from FabricStore.com (sadly, we do not have a decent fabric store in Lake Charles, so I have to either drive an hour to JoAnne’s Fabrics in Lafayette, or order on-line).

 

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I ordered this fabulous linen in natural and a wasabi green. Here is one pair made from the natural, using Simplicity pattern 1165. They are so comfy, with a wide elastic waist and deep front pockets. There are also back patch pockets. These are perfect–dressed up for shopping trips, concerts, or even casual dining out; dressed down for the ball tournaments or other outdoor activities.

I have fallen in love with Style Arc sewing patterns (www.stylearc.com). The patterns are downloadable; I put in my order then print them out, tape them together, and cut them out. That may seem like a lot of work–and it is, I guess, BUT the patterns sew up so much nicer than the more popular commercial patterns do. The biggest advantage is that I get 3 sizes for each pattern I order; the patterns aren’t nested, like the tissue-paper patterns. They are more expensive, but the company loads me up with lots of free downloads for each full-price patten I order.

Here are two of the Style Arc patterns I ordered; the top is actually a dress pattern (Adeline) but I shortened it to blouse length. I used a linen blend (Robert Kaufman 60% linen-40% cotton) in denim that I ordered from Amazon. The shorts (Jennifer City Short) are made from black stretch denim (Telio Stretch Denim) that I ordered from Amazon.

imageWhat I like about this City Shorts pattern is the longer length, the zip fly front (which can be a challenge to get in right), and the front pockets. I can roll them up for a more casual look.

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I’m ready for all my favorite summertime activities!!!

Christmas Crack

This is soooo addictive and soooo good!

INGREDIENTS:

35 – 40 saltine crackers (or graham crackers)
1 cup butter (2 sticks)
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 ½ cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 ½ cups toppings as desired such as pecans, walnuts, crushed OREO cookies, pretzels, toffee bits, M&Ms, or drizzles of other melted chocolate
DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 300°F. Line a 15” x 10” x 1” pan with parchment paper or a silicone mat. Line up crackers in a single layer in rows on foil.
Meanwhile, using a candy thermometer, melt butter and brown sugar in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil and boil for 2 to 3 minutes (270 to 290 degrees if using a candy thermometer). Immediately pour over crackers and spread evenly with a spatula.
Bake 5 minutes or until the candy hardens (300 to 310 degrees if using a candy thermometer). Remove from oven.
Meanwhile, melt the chocolate chips in the microwave in 30-second increments at 50% power until melted. Spread over hardened caramel.
Sprinkle nuts or other toppings and press into the chocolate using a greased spatula. Cut into squares while warm. Cool completely and store in the refrigerator.